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The library has been shut down here for the last three years. Books were relocated all across campus while it was renovated and got an addition. (The coffee shop is said to be quite nice. Christ.) Anyway, this is what I got in the email today: "Shortage of funds has not limited the numbers of books and journals in the new Thompson Library. Rather, it is the shortage of space."

What the fucking fuck, I'm calling in an air strike.