Here Is Your Course of Human Events

It just dawned on me why calling these wingnut protesters "teabaggers" is funny: "teabagging" is also a sexual thing where you put your scrotum in a cup of hot water, oh ha. Very nice. But I passed the "then they laugh at you" phase of dealing with the wingnuts, and cold gone into the "they laugh uneasily and sidle away" phase, and that is because I went to a tea party, and found cognitively modern large-brained land animals gathering outside the Ohio Statehouse, cheering for Glenn Beck. Humans, in other words, who are serious about this. So serious, indeed, that some got themselves up in serious costumes, as submissive TAX SLAVEs.

Wrap your mind around the fact that this person is NOT JOKING. Pointing and laughing only makes him CROSS, with the yelling and everything. Some wingnuts were much more serious about their not-joking, though, like this guy:


That's a full camo getup and an upside-down flag, because of the distressful nature of the invasion of Washington, D.C., by traitors. But what to do with the traitors??


Oh, eject! Eject! Like Thomas Jefferson would do! I guess that means the person with this sign won't be voted into office anytime soon:
OK! Your move, Department of Homeland Security! Well, these people, yes people with hundreds of thousands of years of evolutionary advantage behind them, are nutters, surprise! Two figures in this crowd, though, were not so consumed with politics.

That, friends, is the figure of Prosperity, and a young'un he is teaching to use tools. One wonders what they think of all this teabagging.