Friday, April 3, 2009

Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Everyone's an asshole.

Jury awards $1 to professor fired for 9/11-Nazi essay

A jury Thursday found that former college professor Ward Churchill, who referred to victims of the September 11, 2001, attacks as "little Eichmanns" in an essay, was wrongfully terminated by the University of Colorado, according to a court official.

Ward Churchill was dismissed as a professor at the University of Colorado at Boulder in 2007.

But the jury, which deliberated for a day and a half after a trial that began March 9, awarded Churchill only $1, the minimum they could award while still finding in Churchill's favor.
How many Ward Churchills? I dunno, let's find them all and give them a dollar, like homeless people.

Really, I thought Ward Churchill had suicided a long time ago.

2 comments:

mackmarine said...

Ward Churchill: A jury of likeminded peers has now confirmed it. You can dig up a coprolite, put sunglasses, an ugly gray wig, and clothes on it, give it a job, even paint it. But it’s still a rigid, unyielding, unsightly, and worthless piece of coprolite.

visibly agitated said...

You were a lifelong Democrat who thinks Ollie North is a hero? Where do you people come from?